Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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