We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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