found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize
