I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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