brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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