I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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