i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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