he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My vagina just clenched in fear
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