I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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