as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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