that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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