She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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