ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just found a bag of teeth...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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