school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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