she smelled like a LAN party
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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