im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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