I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it's like heaven, but drunker
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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