I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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