i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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