as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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