We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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