He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can I color on your dick again?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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