Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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