What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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