I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
