I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My feet surprised me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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