no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
plz talk dirty to me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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