Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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