I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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