Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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