I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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