do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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