who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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