Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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