awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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