Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
