So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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