I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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