Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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