he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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