Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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