idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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