His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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