i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
