So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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