he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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