We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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