Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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