Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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