She said her name was "party"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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