But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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