She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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