i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
two words: eviction party
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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