i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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