this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
