I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So vagazzling was a success
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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